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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Chicken Scratch



(posted by weekend guest blogger...Charlie?? CHARLIE!!)

ooooohhh....

AAAAWK....

Muss still be nite-time, iss so dark still...

oooooohhh....

Why duz mah ears feel like they'z pressed tagether??

AAAAWK....

Wunder when tha hoomans get back home? Ah may hasta hire a maid ta cleen this place up...

Seriously, how come ah can't read that clock???

AAAAWK....

Stuffy in this here bedroom, ah kin barely breathe...

Yet mah toes feel chilly - wut tha cluck is that all about??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ya know, a bird could get useta living by hisself - who needs hoomans ta toss around sunflower seeds a coupla times a day??

A chicken needs his indapendense!!

Now, if ah could only find tha alarm clock...


Cluck fer now!!


2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Ok. Next time we go away we are putting that bird in a cage. Hmmmmm........shouldn't a bird in a house be in a cage ALL the time? Gotta go. Running to the pet store to find a cage.

ThatDanGuy said...

Hey, can you bring me back a ham sandwich???