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Thursday, October 03, 2013

Posturing Penguins

Those uppity penguins - who are they kidding??

Waddling around in their natural tuxedos, looking like they are so high and mighty among the other dwellers of the animal world...

How do we really know that they are so highfalutin??

I'll bet if you peeled back the curtain, you'd discover that these flightless birds aren't so special after all. We all have skeletons in the closet, and I'm sure there would at least be a wide variety of fish bones in the average penguin's domicile!

Some could be hoarders. Others could have gambling problems. I'll bet some penguins have even been known to hoist a few too many pints! Just having a formal dress code that you can't take off at night doesn't qualify you for sainthood!

Those beady little eyes...the big flat feet...they've got criminal written all over them!

Just sayin'....



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother! Not a chance. Penguins are cute through and through. Innocent I tell ya, innocent.

ThatDanGuy said...

Snooty dang birds.....