Sunday, February 03, 2013
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Weigh-in today. Not dewin' sew grate with ma New Year's razzlooshuns...
Ackshually, ah'm feelin' downrite bloated lately - don't look at me, ah'm BEASTLY!!!!
Ah kin feel ma wings wigglin' whenever ah walk down tha hallway - a bird could pretty much fly with a pair-ashoots like these!!
Don't even git me started on ma thighs - ah feel like a corder-roy test factery, or like ah could spontaneously combust if ah started to jog a coupla blocks!
This bird has GOTTA lose sum weight, if he wantsta fit inta his Speedo cum summertyme!!
Now, all I needta do is find a reely small treadmill...
Cluck fer now...