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Sunday, February 03, 2013

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)


Howdy hoomans.

Weigh-in today. Not dewin' sew grate with ma New Year's razzlooshuns...


Ackshually, ah'm feelin' downrite bloated lately - don't look at me, ah'm BEASTLY!!!!


Ah kin feel ma wings wigglin' whenever ah walk down tha hallway - a bird could pretty much fly with a pair-ashoots like these!!


Don't even git me started on ma thighs - ah feel like a corder-roy test factery, or like ah could spontaneously combust if ah started to jog a coupla blocks!

This bird has GOTTA lose sum weight, if he wantsta fit inta his Speedo cum summertyme!!


Now, all I needta do is find a reely small treadmill...


Cluck fer now...


Mrs. That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother! I think you might be suffering from some sort of disorder Charlie. You're scrawny! For a chicken you got no meat on you whatsoever. The wings you hear wigglin are the dry skin of your wings rattlin against your chicken body bones. Seriously Charlie, get it together man.

ThatDanGuy said...

He is a shade on the slender side....