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Monday, December 31, 2012

Out With The Old, In With The New

As 2012 times out inevitably over the rest of today, what will 2013 bring?

Here's what I hope:

1) A thirteenth month. Why  do we only get twelve months to get things done in every year? Wouldn't another month come in handy? We shall call it Extrauary...

2) Mayans will feel free to come out of hiding, now that their doomsday calendar has proven as reliable as a noodle bungee cord. They will start a new fashion trend, with exotic headdresses...

3) The latest social media trend will roll out in early 2013 - Clapper. We will all communicate from our smartphones by clapping every time a Kardashian stays out of the news for a day.

4) I will invent a method of recycling used facial tissues for good, rather than as an obstacle course for Mrs. That Dan Guy to wander around constantly trying to avoid... Perhaps as attic insulation.

5) I will start these lists earlier, so that I don't have to pull the plug midway th............

2 comments:

Mrs. That Dan Guy said...

Ya baby! Man, I hope we get to clap a LOT! Recycle used facial tissues? You should just buy stock in facial tissue companies man! What a drip!
Ha, Happy New Year Baby! 2013, our comeback year!

ThatDanGuy said...

Ha Ha HA!!!!

Heeeeyyy....