(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Whoa......
Hey man.....
Ah think ah may have mzzzd up ma medycashuns....
AAAWK-BUK.....
How many fingers is I supposed ta have anyway??
None??
Good..........
AAAWK-BUK.....
Mebbe tha mushrooms on ma peeza were wonky??
Ma snout is stickin' waaaaay out - git back here, you!!!!
oh ma gawd - who blew up a rainbow in here???
AAAWK.....
Izz that a chair, or a rhinoceros? Either way, the cluckin' thing needs ta juss stop WOBBLING!!!!
Oh.
No yellin', OK??
Nice n easy everyone...nice n easy....
BUK.....
Wuuut?? I got wings?? Coooool...................
Prepare fer take-off!! FLAP!!! FLAP MAN!!!!
Cluck me..........
I need ta lies down.
Wut??
Already am??
Oh boy....
If ya knead me, I'll juss be lying here then - lookin' at tha pretty butterflies....
Cluck. Fer now.....
AAAWK.....
2 comments:
Oh God! Charlie! Really?! Too bad ya didn't keep flappin harder, maybe those wings would have carried you out of here, you crazy hippie bird.
Close your eyes and keep your comments to the inside of your head please.
Thank you!
He's one trippin 'chicken!
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