Name The Mac

I have determined that an Apple computer deserves a proper naming ceremony (unlike a PC, which really just needs to be dropped in the ocean - especially if it operates (ha!) with Vista...).

So, I turn to you, my reader(s) for help. I have come up with a few suggestions of my own, but if you can think of something more appropriate for a MacBook, I am open to suggestions.

Here’s what I have so far:

1) Lord MacIntosh Worthyword III
2) Captain Mactastik & The Brown Dirt Cowboys
3) My Awesome Computer
4) ARPCD (Apple Rules, PC Drools)
5) Wowzer!
6) Major Moriarty McMaccington
7) Bliss
8) Cap’n Apple Duzitbest
9) General Lee Betterthanwindows
10) Howdidittakesolongformetofinallygetamac
11) Artie
12) I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter (wait, that doesn’t even make sense - although I do LOVE butter...)
13) Admiral “Buck” Da PC
14) President Happle D. Apple

Alright, I will be the first to admit there may be room for improvement. I might be too close to this to be even remotely close to objective, or reasonable...

If there’s one name you really like, or you have something better springing to mind, please feel free to leave a comment.

Chow for now!