Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Ain’t that sweet!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
An here I thought Mrs. That Dan Guy wasn’t fonda me - then she goes and does sumthin’ like this.
A new hot tub!! Classy dame, questionable taste in men aside...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Man, I’m gonna fill this sucker up, and re-jooven-ate ma achin’ pinfeathers - it’s gonna feel pluckin’ AWESOME!!
Just gotta fish out all them potatoes, carrots an gravy on that bottom first tho...musta been a used hot tub!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, jus when ya thinks yer on someone’s radar, or bulls-eye more spacifikelly, they go an do sumthin’ that shows there true colours.
I, for one, is impressed.
Makes ya wanna lay an egg a joy...
Alright, ya featherless voyeurs - ole Charlie is gonna get prepped - she even left sum kinda bath salts, and man - does they smells great!
Kinda garlicky tho...oh well, never look a gift hoarse inna mouth!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now!!
6 comments:
Ya, ya, that's it Charlie! You re-jooven-ate your achin’ pinfeathers! Hee hee! Man, I just might lay an egg of joy! (PS I can KIND of see why he thought it was a "used" hot tub. Veggies and gravy aside, just the sheer ANCIENTNESS of that there Crock indicates it MUST be used.....FROM THE 18TH CENTURY!)
I had the same hot tub, but have upgraded to a much more comfortable one if Charlie is interested. He could totally stretch out in mine.
I'll have you know that our crockpot is a certified collectible!
The last thing that bird needs is to be MORE comfortable around here...
Even if comfortable = crispy?
That would be a nice change from his general disposition - crusty!
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