Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie “I-Want-To-PUMP-You-UP” Chicken...)

Howdy, hoomans!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, I koodnt find any stastitiks online, cause I got bored after searchin’ fer a few minutes - but I know exursize videos makes big bucks. So, now ole Charlie is gonna git his piesa THAT pie!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, I’m currently filmin’ Charlie’s “Bunsa Steel” - where I share my “secrets” fer transformin’ jiggle inta perky wiggle. By followin‘ ma tested formula fer success, it won’t be long before ya have a taut tush, and about $19.99 less in yer wallet. If ya call before midnite, I’ll even throw in this here aluminum foil...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Now, I will admit I ain’t exactly a well-known sellebirdy like Jane Fonda, or action here-o Chuckles Norris. But as I got certin habits that need funds ta be able ta enjoy, mother has become the invention uv necessity. Hence, “Bunsa Steel”. Lookit that tusha mine - go ahead - I know ya wanna...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, I’m workin‘ out tha details a this program as I go along, but I guarantee that by perchasin‘ a copy of this DVD, you will definitely feel lighter right away - even if it is by just a few measly dollars, which you’d fritter away on crap like medication anyways...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, trust me on this one - you will never see a more amazin‘ product than Charlie’s “Bunsa Steel”, so don’t hesit-eight. Send a e-mail TADAY, an I will promise to send ya one a these videos as soon as I get it finished. 

In that meantime, ta prepare, try squeezin‘ yer cheeks tagether several times. Remember - breathe

Charlie out!

Cluck fer now....