Chicken Scratch
(posted by a remarkably reckless weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)
(NOTE: the opinions expressed in these columns do not reflect the views of the publisher, common sense, nor reason. )
Howdy doo, hoomans!!
Man, nuthin’ sez summer like chill-axin’ onna hammock - life is good taday!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, ole Charlie got hisself a lil piece a para-dice. Actually, after watching a few too many episodes a “Storage Wars”, I checked out some locker sales here in town, an picked up this rig along with sum other valuables. May see those in future posts.
Fer now, I got me a cold beer, a fine cigarette, an tha remote control. Yabba, dabba, and doo....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I got ma toes in tha water, asp in tha sand...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Man, I could drift off right about now - just hafta put this smoke somewhere safe. I kin barely keep ma eyeballs open, I’s so doggone comfirtible...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Whoops! Pardon me - them breakfast burritos sure do repeat on me!!
I gotta tell ya, Saturday mornin’ TV ain’t nuthin’ like it used ta be - hardly any decent cartoons on - not a single roadrunner so far - where’s my bird brothers, network execks???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, I think it’s time ta go read ma mornin’ noosepaper, if ya knows wut I means.
Then, back ta the satiny cradle - I got me sum shut-eye ta enjoy!!
Cluck fer now......
4 comments:
Alright Mr Bird Brain! Seriously? No, really?? I am going to pretend my eyes are blurry and that really IS a hammock you are laying in Charlie! You should really go lay on the grass outside. I am CERTAIN no harm would come to you, no resident hawk or coyote would get you, no "fowl" play...g'head, g'heard! (I am reclaiming your hammock you mangy bird!).....And tell your hooman owner I will deal with him later!
Where the heck did he find that hammock with a built-in storage space for chips and beer?
Cool....
You wonder nothin! You and that damn chicken are in cahoots! Cahoots, I tell ya!
Isn't it spelled C-A-L-G-A-R-Y???
I'm so confused....
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