Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charlie the unsettled Chicken...)

LOOKEE HERE, MAMMALS!!

Ole Charlie is tryin’ out sumthin’ new - how does I look, as a peacock??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Frankly, it ain’t a walk in tha park bein’ a chicken, friends. Always sleepin’ with one eye open, lookin’ out fer them nasty foxes an coyotes.

Then, I keep gittin’ carded at tha bar, like tha bouncers can’t tell I’m uv legal age.

It gets  old, lemme tell ya - OLD!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, I figures I gotta step ma life up a notch er two. My plans to try bein’ an eegle din go over so swell - turns out ma beek ain’t so bendy after all...

But - with a lil additional (an grander) pinfeathers - holy pluck!! Lookit me now, Ma!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Can’t wait ta strut aroun tha bar tonite!! Tha chicks is gonna dig this, shur nuff!!

Jus gotta watch when I hafta use tha lil chicken’s room - these damn plummages is pluckin’ heavy!!

Charlie out, hoomans!!

Cluck fer now...