Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)
Ahoy, hoomans!! Top a tha morn ta yez!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ole Charlie dasided ta git away frum it all - tha stress a big city life, tha smell a ma coop - I went campin’!!
How d’ya like ma insulated jacket?? Purty grand, eh? An it keeps ma gin chilled pretty good at tha same time!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, it was Canada long weekend after all, an I decided ta roll rite inta tha Forth A July - an American hollyday. I even foun ma fife from ma skool band, so I kin play Yankee Doodle, or whatever patriotic toons come forth, like tha hollyday!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yakkee Doodle wuz a cartoon bird, with a friend called Chopper. Or Chompers - he wuz a big bulldog as I remember. I wonder if Yakkee wuz Yankee’s cousin?? I gotta learn me sum more about history an stuff...
Anyway, I’m all set fer the weekend, and more. I gotta bag a bird feed, sum fishin’ poles, and enuff beer ta float ma boat, if ya gits ma drift - an my boat will be driftin’, let me tell ya....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cheese Doodles. Crap!! All this talk about doodles, an I firgot ma cheese doodles!! Wut tha pluck...
Well, better ske-daddle off ta 7-11. Ain’t no way I kin survive tha wilds without ma doodles....
Cluck fer now!!
4 comments:
OMG! What the pluck is right! You need some serious history lessons first of all! (Chopper? Oh brother!) and second of all, never mind leavin the smell of your coop, why not take it with you and lastly, how about I pull your cool jacket up higher and do up the zipper?! HA! You are one crazy chicken Charlie! Well, have a good time anyways!
Woohoo, only 17 more posts! Look out 2000!
Hard to believe that bird even knows how to put a jacket on!!
I know I can, I know I can...
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