Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger, Cowpoke Chuck...)

YEE-HAW, boys n gurls! Ole Charlie is back fer anuther Calgary Stampede, even if it is now officially Royalty-free. Unless ya count tha King uv tha Coop!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessiree lil doggies, I gots ma stampede boots on, an I dusted off ma spurs (Ching Ching Ching...). I may rope me a steer, or at least a corn dog. All bets r off fer this annual selly-brashun a life on tha farm - right up my alley...or barnyard, mebbe...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

YEE-HAW!!!!!!

Sorry, hard ta resist - ma inner cowpoke is strugglin’ ta control hisself...

I’ll probably take in a mainstage event tonite. Chuckwagons, I guess. Enuff corn dogs nd I could be upchuckin’ at tha Chucks - how bout them bananas???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Git along, lil doggie - seriously, move on, ya hairy chihuahua!! This corn dog is all mine...

Aw nuts - I gotta go get ma lasso outta that garage - can’t hardly rope no steers without ma lariat. 

Well, I’m out, tenderfoots. This bird’s gonna take care a bizniz - monkey bizniz!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now!!