Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest pest..ummm…”blogger” Charlie Chicken…)
GADZOOKS!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
EUREKA!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, I had me an idea – don matter that I can’t renumber what it wuz right now, but I did have an idea – illoominatin’!
I wonder if pipl had ideas before Edison invented the lite bulb? Musta been dim ones if they did…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey!?! With that lite bulb on my noggin, I see inna mirrer that I ain’t got hair!!! When did I go bald???
Oh, wait…I always wuz bald – excepin’ fer my comb – kinda a poultry version uva Mohawk do.
Mebbe I need ta start a punk band?
“Charlie Rotten & Tha Moldy Potatoes”????
Oughta work on that, I think…an I wonder if that wuz tha idea I had come up with earlier?
Who tha cluck knows????
Cluck fer now!!
2 comments:
OMG! Just when one thinks Charlie is one shameless, ridiculous bird, he pulls an awesome idea like the name of his band out of his chicken feather! And what a great question, a great twist on "what came first, the chicken or the egg" Charlie actually wonders what came first "the idea or the light bulb". Ya, you have to love this dumb-ass bird.
I think he only does have one chicken feather left (kind of like someone else here...)
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