Medical Musings

· It has come to my attention recently that after wearing an apple a day around my neck for decades, I have never once kept a doctor away. I will discard my vampire garlic along with the apples…

· In anticipation of a worldwide floss shortage, I have begun a voluntary odd/even day flossing regimen, to preserve my stockpile. Odd teeth get flossed on even days, and even teeth get flossed the odd day…

· My official blood pressure is about 36 PSI…I’m over-inflated!

· Triple Fish Oil – three times fishier than regular fish oil!

· “Ibuprofen” means “your profen is throbbing” in Gaelic.

In other news, The Boss, Mr. Bruce Springsteen himself is all over the local news media this morning, spotted in attendance at Spruce Meadows, while here to watch his daughter compete. Of course, only in Canada would pictures of The Boss in June be shown of him wearing warm, insulated clothing, and wearing a heavy scarf.

You really can’t buy that sort of publicity for your local Convention & Visitors’ Bureau…

Chow for now!!