Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger (and possible illegal city resident) Charlie Chicken…)

"Yeah, put the empties over by the garage door, Luigi! Then empty the ash-trays!"

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Howdy, humans! Ole Charlie is jus gettin’ sum house-cleanin’ dun, tryin’ ta earn my keeps here wit da peeps.

After tha ravelination on TV this week that chickns ain’t suppose ta be in the city limits, I’m havin’ ta modify my luxurious lifestyle expectashuns…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, pickin’ up a few things here and there, wearin’ my chicken knuckles down ta tha bone…

Man, I wish I was still snoozin’ in bed right now…hangover house-cleanin’ ain’t befittin’ my stashun in life…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

“LUIGI!! SHAKE A CLUCKIN’ LEG OVER THERE!!!”

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Sorry, where wuz I?

Oh yeah, whoa iz me…

Well, smoke-break time. Enough cluckin’ anguish fer now – Kay Sara Sara, as the French say. Those pluckin’ French make no sense at all…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now!