Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

Whew! Sure wuz cluckin’ hot these last few days! By the rubbery comb on my noggin – I think summer mighta finally arrived!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Time to switch over ta tha short-sleeved shirts, so as better ta air out tha pits, if ya know what I mean….

BUK-AAAAWK!!!

What tha pluck – this must be what they calla warmspell. Like Godspell, but with more heat, I suspeck. God at a spellin’ bee – heh heh heh…that cracks me up every time…

Hey, mebbe I oughta just doff my duds – run around old naturel?? I mean, I’d still have my feathers to contend with, but it would be cooler than flappin’ around tha coop with cotton on.

Mebbe I should go like that cartoon duck, without any pants on…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Desishuns, desishuns…what’s a bird ta do?

I’ll go pop my head in the fridge fer a bit – see if that helps me figure out this dee-lemma.

It ain’t easy bein’ me!!

Cluck fer now, humans!!