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Thursday, August 20, 2009

VINDICATION!!!

I read a piece in the newspaper yesterday, proclaiming popcorn to be a health food. Well, it took long enough.

Yes, experts now agree that as a whole food, popcorn is an essential staple of your daily diet (or something to that effect, basically), although they stopped short of recommending soda and Maltesers in combination. Soon enough – patience is a virtue.

Now that popcorn is recognized as a dietary boon, can potato chips, pretzels and peanuts be all that far behind? I hope not.

Omigod, what about hot dogs? My mind is literally swimming with delight.

I’m going to be as fit as that Tony Little guy, without sweating my kabuki off on one of his Gazelle contraptions!

Some days, life is just great…

Chow for now!!

4 comments:

argyca said...

Sure is as long as you don't buy the movie theatre stuff and the like. Microwave is bad too.
Make your own at home.
Licorice is ok too as it contains no fat but the sugars can be converted into fat so get off of your ass and exercise!!!

ThatDanGuy said...

Any news on peanut brittle?
What about Wagon Wheels?
This is life-altering!!!

argyca said...

Candy Floss is up there too.

ThatDanGuy said...

How did I ever forget doughnuts???