Ah…Monday morning! A fresh new week begins. The sun is shining, the birds are singing – say, one of them birds might be pretty tasty barbecued…

I can only eat birds and fishes for the next few days, thanks to the latest indignity related to my advancing years. A male of my…uh…experienced years apparently needs to monitor certain body areas for health, and one of those areas is located where I don’t often get to keep an eye on it.

Part of this monitoring requires “samples” – gross, disgusting samples which will require me to - and there’s just no pleasant way to describe this – find out what it’s like to be paper-trained.

The joys of getting older. God help me…

Chow for now!!