Chicken Scratch

Give me strength, Great Rooster…give me strength…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Humans, lemme state for the record that I bear no responsibility whatsoever for what some dumb clucks do for fun in this here coop!

Jumpin’ inna shower this mornin’, I had the chicken nuggets scared outta me by this here moron, Cornelius. If ya wanna play Hidin’ Seek, then let your fellow particy-pants in on the game…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I had the lassed laff tho – he’ll be nursin’ his noggin for a week or two, after I clobbered his stoopid chicken head with a bottle of conditioner. The stoopid look on his face wuz from AFTER the reminder a whose boss aroun’ here!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Anyone else wanna be funny? Bring it on!

Cluck for now!!