I awoke to the news today that longtime music partners Brooks & Dunn are calling it quits – pending a farewell tour. Of course, the news came from Mrs. That Dan Guy, who can on occasion be a less-than-reliable news source. Point in case – I have yet to see anything official about the Brooks & Dunn announcement on the morning news – so she could just be delusional.
In that case, I hereby make my own announcements:
· * Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are set to star in a Broadway revival of “Grease”.
· * Bob Barker confesses to being forced off of “The Price Is Right” hosting duties, to pave the way for Monty Hall’s return to TV. No one having consulted Monty, he declined, and producers had to scramble to find another host. I really wish this train of thought had been going somewhere…
· * Fruit Of The Loom announces the breakup of their popular spokes-models, as Apple signs deal to promote No-Name long-johns. Grape is crushed…
· * Jonas Brothers accidentally take music lessons – career is over!
Still no word on Brooks & Dunn – I say MTDG is nuts…
Chow for now!!
26 comments:
Someone just caught the Brooks and Dunn piece on the news. In other words, someone is busy right now, eating crow!!
Thank you!
I would think it wouldn't be newsworthy IMO.
You get pretty used to cooked crow, when you eat it in abundance...
Not newsworthy? I can barely find the desire to get out of bed now!!
Who are they anyway?
..a law firm?
???
They're like The Beatles of country!
Blashphemer.... and just after you witnessed Sir Paul not once but twice in one week. YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!
You're probably right. They're more like a combo of John Lennon and James Blunt...
Argghhhh..... I guess living in Alberta you are already in hell.
You, that flightless bird and the coop he resides in deserve each other.
Bwaahhahahaha!!
Go put on some old Faces and rock the night away or some good old Prairie Music from The Guess Who.
Dear God:
What have you done with my poor friend Dan.
Please save his soul from eternal hell.
Faces? Aren't they covering the Great American Songbook now?
It makes sense - they're both British, and both had scruffy beards.
Imagine Lennon harmonizing on "You're Beautiful"!
Dear God:
Please put my friend Dan out of his mystery.
Pleas use the closest lightning bolt and all will be well in the Universe once again.
For bait try using on of those twinkie thingies.
Thanks,
Your ever faithful servant
Ray
Mystery?
Agatha Christie moment..
I could use a lightning bolt this morning...
Is that like the song - "Building A Misery"?
Dear God:
I meant him not me!!!
Geez!!!!
"You're beautiful"
"You're beautiful, it's true..."
Man - can you imagine (no pun intended...)??
I wish I knew what you were saying or quoting. Whatever it is it sounds pretty lame.
P.S:
Has the wheelcahir arrived yet?
You know, I'll have to send you a copy of one of his classic albums, or at least a link to the memorable lyrics...
What are you talking about?
You know, I'M not even sure anymore...
After all these years finally.. a revelation!!!
"Revelation" - isn't that a Barry Manilow song?
..and to think I have a beautiful PRO SHOT Paul McCartney Video from Halifax in July/09.
Every song except I Saw Her Standing There!!.
Oh well I'm out of Dual Layer DVD's anyway.
C'est la vie.
AAARGHH(Y)!!!!
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