Chicken Scratch

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Hello, humany peoples, and fellow cluckers. Ole Charlie here, takin’ time to stop an smell tha roses. So what if teknikally they ain’t so much roses as they are…well, who knows WHAT they are??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, it’s a sunny cluckin’ day, an I’m out walkin' in the woods, stoppin’ to enjoy the wonders a nature – even if ya do have ta watch where ya walk, so as not to step in somethin’ notso wonderful in nature…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Umm…anyone know the way outta this god-forsaken nature-land? I’ll confess – I started out walkin’ a while ago, and now every pluckin’ flower looks alike! I shoulda dropped some bread crumbs…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

HOLY CLUCK!!! Wuz that a fighter jet, or a bumblebee? Are those wolves I hear barkin’?? Wut kinda nutbar goes off into the woods anyway? I could be watchin’ The Nature Channel if I wanted ta see greenery…

I THINK I SEE A ALLIGATOR!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Cluck for now…………………