What can I say?

(No, seriously, what can I say? I REALLY need to start making a list of blog topics for days like today…)

Well, I suppose that I could always talk about the letdown of April Fools Day passing, even though we really didn’t pull any big pranks off yesterday. I had two print deadlines, plus an interview I was trying to fit in, so the hope of pulling the sheep over Mrs. That Dan Guy’s eyes with something funny just never came together.

Although, I have put a costume on one of her stuffed teddy bears that says “Iron Man”, which she hasn’t noticed yet. I thought that was kind-of funny.

Aside from that, we had a relatively quiet April Fools Day, here in the Such Is Life household. I’ll have to start planning for next year, to really spring something momentous. Although truth be told, it could almost always be April Fools Day here…

Beyond that, I am currently contemplating ways that I can market my latest “A-HA” idea.

Here’s the deal – I love eating buttered soda crackers, but it’s SUCH a time consuming process, having to butter each one out of the package. Not everyone puts them into soup, so I am proposing to the soda cracker manufacturers that they come out with a line of pre-buttered crackers. Of course, the problems arise, like: “how do you keep the butter fresh while the product stays on the shelf for a couple of years?” I believe I have conquered this concern – cryogenics. Just like the process that freezes famous dead people, each box of pre-buttered soda crackers would come in a portable cryogenic chamber, that could be recycled after each box is consumed.

Sometimes, the solution is as simple as being right under your nose…

Chow for now!!