I must be hallucinating – I keep seeing people dressed up as huge Easter rabbits everywhere. That, or I need to cut back a bit on my allergy medication…

Has Passover always fallen on this weekend as well? I really need to get on top of all these special occasions and dates on the calendar – there may be a holiday day off that I can take!!

Hey, our record heat wave is slowly melting the Tuscany Ice Fields, which I was this close to arranging signage for – I thought there may be a revenue stream what with adventure tourism and all. Considering that I was the only home on the block to have glacial fields of ice form on the public sidewalk overnight (which we as homeowners are responsible for), I thought I could make a buck or two, and save the time and money on all the salt I was spreading ever morning to avoid lawsuits for some clown taking a spill. It could happen – there are clowns everywhere you look in the world!

Chow for now – and Happy Easter/Passover, whichever may apply to you and yours!