Chicken Scratch
BUK-AAAWK!!!! BUK BUK BUK BUK!!!
C-C-C-C-CLUCK!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Howdy humans!! A little hard to hear here this mornin’. Ole Charlie has gathered part of the group for a picture, to show what an IHOP looks like in Canada.
An Innernational House O’ Poultry!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
The chickens outnumber humans here by a substantial margin. Pretty soon, WE’LL be callin’ the shots! No more bulk sunflower seeds and leftover grain droppins – we’ll be eatin’ steak and potatoes!!
Mebbe ole Col Sanders SHOULD stop by…heh heh heh….
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Gross Man! Who cut the cheese??? Cornelius???
Cripes, ya can’t even get a break durin’ a historic photographical moment around here…
Lemme tell ya, this ain’t even the half of what us poultry constitute around here. There’s more chickens here than Carter has pills, which is a human reference older than the hills. I ain’t talkin’ about Dr. Carter from ER, neither…
I hafta admit, we got it pretty good, much as I complain. Most of our relatives live in trailers, or barns, so havin’ a soft setta sheets to put our crowns down on at night is pretty decent of the folks here.
Once we take over the house, we’ll hafta remember how kind they were to us inna past…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck for now!!
BUK-AAAWK!!!! BUK BUK BUK BUK!!!
C-C-C-C-CLUCK!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Howdy humans!! A little hard to hear here this mornin’. Ole Charlie has gathered part of the group for a picture, to show what an IHOP looks like in Canada.
An Innernational House O’ Poultry!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
The chickens outnumber humans here by a substantial margin. Pretty soon, WE’LL be callin’ the shots! No more bulk sunflower seeds and leftover grain droppins – we’ll be eatin’ steak and potatoes!!
Mebbe ole Col Sanders SHOULD stop by…heh heh heh….
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Gross Man! Who cut the cheese??? Cornelius???
Cripes, ya can’t even get a break durin’ a historic photographical moment around here…
Lemme tell ya, this ain’t even the half of what us poultry constitute around here. There’s more chickens here than Carter has pills, which is a human reference older than the hills. I ain’t talkin’ about Dr. Carter from ER, neither…
I hafta admit, we got it pretty good, much as I complain. Most of our relatives live in trailers, or barns, so havin’ a soft setta sheets to put our crowns down on at night is pretty decent of the folks here.
Once we take over the house, we’ll hafta remember how kind they were to us inna past…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck for now!!
11 comments:
WANTED: Someone willing to adopt one Mrs That Dan Guy into a poultry-free home.
HELP!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, SOMEONE STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!!!
or cook up a chicken or two.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!
CLUCK!!!
Hello there, concerned...
How YOU doin'???
charlie i'll drop by after a month or two of steak and potatos
judging by your family photo you must have many pillows in your house.(or wreaths)
You're stopping by with steak and potatoes??
Don't tell Banjo Boy!!
You're stopping by with steak and potatoes??
Don't tell Banjo Boy!!
Blasted feather wreaths...
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