Chicken Scratch

What a cluckin’ travesty!!

Un-pluckin’-acceptable!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Us chickens has been holdin’ this blog space up on our feathery shoulders for a coupla years now, and some chain-smokin’ musical actor is the reason people are findin’ it??? I can barely believe my eyeballs…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Billy Bob Thornton??? I could unnerstand if it wuz Zap Effron from those Dizzy High Skool Muziicals – but Billy Bob Thornton?? He’s almost a poultry hisself – wut’s he got that we don’t got??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Pleeze humans, I beg of you – right this terrribel injustice – make US CHICKENS the stars of this blog space!!

Call your politikel leeders – call your popes and tellyvision talk show hosts – call Oprah for cluck’s sake!! Give a chicken a fightin’ chance!!

This is it, human beans – this is all we got – us chickens need our day in the sun!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, we can play musical instruments – if it’s music ya want, it’s music ye’ll get! Ya ain’t lived till ya heard poultry pucker up and sing!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Please, help us out here – do your part to make the chickens the stars of this blogging wasteland…

Cluck. For Now…