Chicken Scratch
“Twas many nights before Christmas,
And all thru the house,
Not many poultry wuz stirrin’,
Not even to de-louse…”
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Greetins’, humany peepels! Ole Charlie is havin’ a hard time findin’ peepel awake here this mornin’. I gotta earlier start than usual, and all the usual suspecs is still out cold.
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Lemme tell ya, Cornelius looks about as bright as he’s ever gonna been, when he’s soun asleep. That bird is three pinfeathers short of a wreath!
COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!!
Ugh…I think I need to havanother smoke – this early mornin’ air is too fresh for my refined tastes!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey, big hockey game tonight – speaking of feathered friends – us birds gotta stick tagether. We’re all rootin’ for the Blackhawks, unlike other hopeless dreamers in this here Such Is Life household. We know how ta play the smart-money odds – and support our fellow flappers!
Flames? More like dim embers…just like a certain human we see regularly around here…
Cluck for now!!
“Twas many nights before Christmas,
And all thru the house,
Not many poultry wuz stirrin’,
Not even to de-louse…”
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Greetins’, humany peepels! Ole Charlie is havin’ a hard time findin’ peepel awake here this mornin’. I gotta earlier start than usual, and all the usual suspecs is still out cold.
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Lemme tell ya, Cornelius looks about as bright as he’s ever gonna been, when he’s soun asleep. That bird is three pinfeathers short of a wreath!
COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!!
Ugh…I think I need to havanother smoke – this early mornin’ air is too fresh for my refined tastes!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey, big hockey game tonight – speaking of feathered friends – us birds gotta stick tagether. We’re all rootin’ for the Blackhawks, unlike other hopeless dreamers in this here Such Is Life household. We know how ta play the smart-money odds – and support our fellow flappers!
Flames? More like dim embers…just like a certain human we see regularly around here…
Cluck for now!!
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