What would life be like, if you were an earthworm?

For one thing, you’d have no eyeballs, so you’d save a fortune on glasses and contact lenses.

And, you’d get to spend your entire day naked. That would save some money on clothing, and from just one resident in the Such Is Life household alone, the shoe industry would be crippled.

You would have to develop sharp senses, especially for early birds. The majority of your life would be spent living underground, but you would get to come up for air whenever it rained. And, everyone once in a while, you might find a human that would invite you to go on a fishing trip.

Al Gore might even take you to dinner, as a reward for helping compost household…stuff. I think dinner with Al Gore would be informative, but could drag on.

As an earthworm, you could pretend to be a shoelace, a thread of pink straw, or a length of slimy, ribbed yarn. How versatile is that?

The humble, yet interesting life of an earthworm…

Chow for now!!