I suppose you could say I'm simply proud of my work.

I suppose you could say that seeing as how my column has appeared online two weeks in a row, I just wanted to toot my own horn.

Or, I could admit that there is a bit of laziness in plunking down this link:

http://www.eventpub.com/stories.php?id=109214

and saving my still-sleepy brain from having to write about staples, or animals that appear in the dictionary before "aardvark".

At any rate, check out today's newspaper column, a timely and entirely masculine point of (pop culture) view...

Chow for now!!