I’ve always considered myself to be a rather well-read individual, so today I would like to quote a little line or two from an old volume of an enduring American classic anthology series: Archie Digest.

Here we go:

“Spring is here, the grass is riz,
I wonder where the flowers is…”

Poetry, and fine writing. Does it get any better?

Well, our grass is rizzing, but in some spots, it’s still pretty brown and depressing. Flowers attract bees and bears, so we don’t have any in our yard. But other homeowners were at Home Depot yesterday (as were we), and they were snapping up flowers and potting soil like there was no tomorrow. Which, for the record, is today. Let THEM get stung and then mauled, I say. We’ll be busy relaxing on our lawn chairs, reading new issues of Archie Digest.

Chow for now!!