You know, you just don’t see all that many Speedos when the temperature hits -20 Celsius…

Not that you see all that many even in warmer weather, thank God, but they are far more plentiful when the thermometer is on the plus side of the scale. The worst combination – a Speedo and roller skates. Some things were just never meant to be mobile.

Although, worse than a Speedo on roller skates might be a Speedo on a trampoline, even though I’m sure there’s some out there that might disagree. I for one don’t even care to imagine a Speedo unless it’s hidden appropriately under a large piece of canvas awning.

How did I even get started on this? I REALLY need to start pre-planning some morning topics…

Chow for now!!