Chicken Scratch
Shiver me timbers, my smooth-skinned friends! It’s cluckin’ cold out there this morning!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
I really need to arrange some indoor bathroom facilities here – going outside in the winter is for the pluckin’ birds!!
Anyhoo, the big day is comin’ up quick, so I gotta give ya some gift ideas, so as to maximize my stack a gifts, Christmas mornin’. If I wait for the roommates, I’ll be lucky if I get a freakin’ necktie!! They ain’t all that bright here…
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
Oh yeah, if you’re havin’ trouble readin’ the cartoon I posed with today, double-click on the picture. I think that makes it bigger, but I been wrong, before, and frankly – I don’t give a feathery buttock if ya can read it or not!
Humans……..
So, my gift list, if yer so inclined to play Sanny Claus:
-A new ball cap. I said it was cold, ain’t ya listenin’???
-The new Celine Dion CD and DVD set. I told ya I needed something for my indoor plumbin’!!
-6 Chicks a layin’. I have no idea where that classic 12 days of Christmas song mentions geese a layin’, but Charlie prefers his chicks. Yeh, baby.
-Any size product by my cousin, Wild Turkey.
-Peace on earth. Hey, I ain’t entirely selfish!
Merry Cluckin’ Christmas To All, And To All A Good Sight!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck for now!!
Shiver me timbers, my smooth-skinned friends! It’s cluckin’ cold out there this morning!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
I really need to arrange some indoor bathroom facilities here – going outside in the winter is for the pluckin’ birds!!
Anyhoo, the big day is comin’ up quick, so I gotta give ya some gift ideas, so as to maximize my stack a gifts, Christmas mornin’. If I wait for the roommates, I’ll be lucky if I get a freakin’ necktie!! They ain’t all that bright here…
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
Oh yeah, if you’re havin’ trouble readin’ the cartoon I posed with today, double-click on the picture. I think that makes it bigger, but I been wrong, before, and frankly – I don’t give a feathery buttock if ya can read it or not!
Humans……..
So, my gift list, if yer so inclined to play Sanny Claus:
-A new ball cap. I said it was cold, ain’t ya listenin’???
-The new Celine Dion CD and DVD set. I told ya I needed something for my indoor plumbin’!!
-6 Chicks a layin’. I have no idea where that classic 12 days of Christmas song mentions geese a layin’, but Charlie prefers his chicks. Yeh, baby.
-Any size product by my cousin, Wild Turkey.
-Peace on earth. Hey, I ain’t entirely selfish!
Merry Cluckin’ Christmas To All, And To All A Good Sight!!
Buk-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck for now!!
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