I’m not sure if anybody out there can help me with this, but I’m looking for some sort of cream that actually does remove wrinkles.

I’ve noticed over the last little while that all of my knuckles have become completely surrounded by wrinkles. Every freakin’ finger!!

As hands are generally visible all day, I’m starting to get totally paranoid about how my hands look, with all of those pruny fingers. And the wrinkles are deep, man. Craters…

So, yet another life crisis. You just get used to dealing with nature’s creative methods of ventilating the back of your head, and then this! Laugh lines on your flippin’ knuckles!!! What’s next, big fleshy puckering on your elbows and knees?


HEY!!!


Omigod, I’ve got big fleshy puckering on my elbows and knees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m melting down!! I see a bright white light!!


HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to be 15 again, and riding my red CCM bicycle long a carefree trail in the woods.

Although, there are wolves in the woods, look at poor Little Red Riding Hoodie.

Was there ever a carefree time in my life?? This is becoming really troubling. Curse you, wrinkled fingers, curse you!!!

I need another coffee…


Chow for now!!