Hic…

Good day, eh. Welcome to today's blog.

Hic…

Super-early start this morning, as I have to be somewhere bright and early. I can guarantee early, but bright may be in doubt.

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I guess it’s not so early, now that I look at the time. I’ve been dragging my sorry carcass so far, since crawling out of bed.

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Flippin’ hiccups!!!!!!!

Wow! I’d better start getting ready. We’ve got to leave in about 50 minutes. Oh, wait. That’s MTDG that has to take so long to get ready. I just have to comb what’s left of my hair, and sniff a shirt.

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AARGH!! I have to drink some water…

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Quick, somebody scare me. Tell me that Britney Spears is going to sing and dance again…

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Oh boy. I hate having the hiccups. I feel like I’m trying to mildly project my breakfast or something.

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Alright, that’s it. I’ve gotta go breathe into a paper bag, or something. This is driving me nuts.

Chow for now!!

Hic…