I read in the newspaper the other day that comedian Drew Carey was injured, while rehearsing for his duties as the new host of The Price Is Right. This can't bode well for his future on the show...

Did a wayward Plinko chip break free, and impale itself in his forehead? Did he get his fingers caught in the Squeeze Play game? Did that yodelling mountain climber on Cliff Hanger just get sick and tired of being sent to his doom everyday, and attack Drew with his climbing gear??

I seem to recall reading that he (Mr. Carey) caught his arm in some spinning game, which is just about as embarrassing as any of my earlier guesses. I mean, come on - if an 80-year-old man can do this gig every day for 50 years without having ambulances respond to the scene, why can't Mr. Carey get through early rehearsals??

I can understand if he would have sprained his arm rolling those huge red dices on The Dice Game (hey, if "meeses" is a word for cartoon cats, then so is dices for me). But what spinning game did him in?? It can't be "The Big Wheel", because the host doesn't spin that. So what's left??

I must put my resources to work, and find out just exactly what the nature of this injury happens to be.

It's my little part, for the benefit of America...

I only wish it was one that made any sort of sense...

Chow for now!!