Contaminated carrots!!!

I read an article this weekend about carrots from Mexico being tainted with some weird-ass virus. Not too long ago one brand or another of lettuce was recalled, for the same reason.

It all just proves my theory - that this alleged "health food" ain't healthy AT ALL!!!! I mean, come on - how many rabbits or heads of cattle do you see doing the Cha-Cha, or writing books? Exactly!! Zip!! Zipp-o!! They are waaay too whacked out on tainted vegetables to maintain a coherent thought!!

In stark contrast, how many bags of pretzels have been recalled recently?? None that I can recall...

When was the last time Frito-Lay warned the public about cholera in any of their products? NEVER!!

If you want a healthy food product, make sure it comes from a vacuum-packed bag, and NOT some field where bugs and viruses grow like prairie weeds. Seriously, there's bugs and worms in dirt!! How healthy can that be??

I want to know when I open a package of Cheese Doodles that my food product has been carefully cultivated in a lab, with artificial colors and tastes - with no measurable levels of broccoli or tuna flakes.

I want to know that when I dip an Oreo cookie into a glass of milk (granted - a natural food, but filtered through Bessie), there's not a hint of offensive fruit or vegetable anywhere around.

It all about the health!!

Chow for now!