Holy Toledo!!

Seeing as how nobody updated me on who it was that used to say "Great Horny Toads", I'm going to hold off on using that phrase for now. I've got no logical explanation for that, but I also seem to have no logical explanation for most anything I post in here...

At any rate...Holy Toledo!! When we tried to see The Bourne Awesome Adventure, or The Bourne Goblet Of Fire, or The Bourne Free flick this weekend, and became stymied due to it being sold out, imagine my surprise to discover this morning that the new Jackie Chan movie was tops at the box office this weekend!!

Go ahead, imagine it. I'll wait...



Anyhoo, Rush Hour 12, or 13, whatever that franchise has kicked out currently, beat The Bourne On The Fourth Of July series. Un-freakin-bee-lee-vable... I felt like I had been walloped by a frozen mackerel. Like I had been sucker-punched by one of those boxing kangaroos.

I was quite taken by surprise...

I sure hope poor Harry Potting hasn't suffered through all these box-office upsets. I don't want to have to avoid a boy-wizard panhandling on the street...

Hey, anybody out there watching Entourage?? A funny little show spoofing Hollywood, on HBO.

Where did THAT come from?? I was talking about movies, for Pete's sake...

Oh well, the thoughts flow freely, wattaya gonna do?? All I know is that I still haven't seen The Bourne Ward, and probably may not even get to it this weekend...

Chow for now!!