An Ode To Candles

Candles make light in the dark.

Candles take the smell out of ....toots...

Candles on their own can smell keen.

Except lavender ones, they smell like my grandmother...

Candles come in all shapes and sizes.

On sinking sailboats, they capsizes.

Candles can be tall and skinny, or short and fat,

There should maybe be a comment here about Jack Spratt...

Candles drip

Wet noodles droop

Cranes swoop

50's musicians shooped.

If you haven't paid your electricity bill,

a candle is your new best friend...

A horizontal candleholder is not the brightest idea I've ever come up with...

Too many candles spoils the soup.

Or was that chefs???

Has there ever been a super-hero named Captain CandlePower???

Candles cure darkness!!

A candle saved is a candle earned.

You candle handle the truth!!

Victoria's Secret has a new line of candelabras...

I candle believe I posted this....

Chow for now!!!