Chicken Scratch
I ain't trying to be no expert or nuthin', but if I open this here can, what part of a chick makes up "PEAS"?????
This is cluckin' nuts! I seen chicks, and nowhere have I ever noticed peas. What do you featherless humans use for a resource?? Seed packs? The picture looks more like "Chick Droppings"!!
Just sayin'.....
This is like last week, when I saw an ad on TV for Chubby Chicken. I like a little chubby on my chickens, so I took a walk, and found one of these A & W joints.
What kind of animals are you guys?? That weren't no dating service! The only chickens I found were covered in batter, and shoved inside a warming oven!!
Buk-AAAAAWK!!!!!!
Cannibals!!!!!
Bad enough I found this can of "Chick Bits" in the cupboard here, but there was a few cans of something called "Chicken Noodle Soup" as well.
Well, lemme tell ya, the day I start seeing chickens with soupy noodles walkin' around, is the day I consider checkin' out a rehab joint...
Buk-AAAWK!!!
By the way, watched Game Two of the Vancouver Canucks, Anaheim Ducks series last night. Even though The Canucks won in double overtime, I gotta side with my feathery friends here.
Go Ducks!!!
And don't get taken in by some shifty restaurant chain advertisin' "Chubby Ganders", while you're at it...
Cluck for now!!
2 comments:
I can't believe you found a can of that in That Dan Guy's house!!!!!!
It's amazing what ya find, when ya shove aside the Twinkies and Kraft Dinner!!
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