OK, as expected, none of the resolutions we made a couple of days ago have been implemented, attempted, or achieved.
No need to panic though! We had backup resolutions, which now take effect immediately:
1) We will remain on the sofa as long as humanly possible, as long as bedsores don't set in.
2) We will continue to eat holiday baking and candy canes, even though we have weighed in to "start the year off right".
3) We will see more consecutive episodes of The Price Is Right than most blue-haired seniors do...
4) Our work on ensuring that gingerbread becomes a major food group will continue into further beta testing...
5) Unless I develop some sort of rash, I will continue to stretch my time with this pair of boxer shorts...
6) We will make more backup resolutions to have ready for an emergency, such as 2016....
Later!!
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2 comments:
Now these are all totally achievable resolutions. I am on it! (Well, except # 5, I think you have stretched your time in them there boxer shorts as far as one ought to stretch it!)
They are getting rather stiff...
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