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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Ant Farms Failing To Make Dent In Economy

Ant farms have been popular for decades, but recent reports indicate that they do absolutely nothing to contribute to the overall growth of the economy.

That is due mainly to the obvious consideration that ants aren't really raising crops on their farms.

Also complicating matters is that many people pay exterminators to REMOVE ants, when they get too close to their homes, dismantling farms not contained in clear plexiglass displays.

Next, we'll examine the lack of impact flea circuses have on their competitors.



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Hmmm. I must think of a way to have those ant farms start contributing to the bottom line. I picture an ant with wee sunglasses on standing at a counter on his farm selling something. But what?

ThatDanGuy said...

Temple Grandin....

I hope you are willing to be their union rep...