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Saturday, September 07, 2013

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Ooooohh.....

Hallo Hoomans....don mine me, juss rakooperatin' here this mornin'....

BUK-AAAAWK....

Yeah, ole Charlie overdid it.

Liftin' wates, praktisin advanced gymnastics, an relentlesslee upholdin' good moral virtues haz kot up ta me!!

BUK-AAAAWK....

Mah back popped like a piece a toast lass nite, an ah think mah spine mussels splatterd over mah inturnal organs!!!

Ah kin barely make it ta tha fridge fer mah mornin' beer!!

Coff!! Coff! Ah'll be OK tho.....

Don you worry about ME!!

Strong like an ox!!

BUK-AAAAWK....

Ah does need someone tah rub me down with some Icy Hot, or other muscle rub - anyone??

Prefurably a young Swedish nurse chick??

Ah ain't fussy - it could be a local beauty pageant contestant, if push kame ta shove....

BUK-AAAAWK....

Ah juss need some tweakin' ah mah pinfeathers is all!!

Help???

Cluck fer now.....

2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Ya know, when I saw the picture I thought for a fleeting second, I felt sorry for poor Charlie Than, I read his blog. I'll straighten out you pinfeathers alright, you bad, bad bird! You most likely pulled your back trying some ridiculous chicken bird dance trying to impress chicks. Try and keep your groaning down Charlie, your cramping my style.

ThatDanGuy said...

Pretty sure I saw him shooting hoops before that post - fishing for sympathy methinks!!!