(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Did ah sleepe thru mah alarm???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Howdy hoomans!
Ole Chuck is testin' new beds since mah lass mattress popped a coil! Damn neared pierced mah
sack-ro-ilyack!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah know tha pickcher looks like ah'm "lyin' in state", but ah kin assure yez, ah'm moss definitely alive!
So, this one is frum tha sports collection aht Sleek Country - why buy a football mattress anywhere else??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah dew hafta say tho, it could use a few more cushionins - that rough edges poke mah pinfeathers....
Of course, bein' such a tall bird in tha chicken world ain't makin' thiss task so easy - I wish there was a Mister Big N Tall fer bird beds!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
While ah do like tha rugged football theme here, mah next tester is a fourposter Gone With Tha Wind model - we'll see how THAT works if I hass a late-night snack a beans and poutine - gone with tha wind mah feathery ass!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Later, chumps! Charlie out!!
Cluck fer now.....
2 comments:
O brother! Gone with the Wind 4-poster coming next? Uh, I don't think so. Like most of your kin Charlie, you can sleep on some hay, in a barn! See how your pinfeathers like that. I will be right back, going to buy some hay and rent a vacated spot inside a barn. Pack your bags Charles, I will be right back to get you!
My word, I thought he was doing a centre-spread for PlayBird....
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