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Saturday, August 10, 2013

Chicken Scratch - Classy Edition


(posted by weekend guest blogger, Sir Charles PoultryPockets III...)

Greetings, friends and colleagues. A happy day to each and all.

May I first extend my heartfelt wishes that providence and good fortune follow you everywhere you go today. 

BUK-AAAAWK!!!! 

Pardon me, oh dear - where did that come from??

Regardless, I am spending my morning catching up on my reading, as I make my way through the collected works of William Shakespeare, a fair to middling scribbler.

"Harp, what light through Wander yindow brakes?"

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Oh dear, pardon me - whatever is that odd exclamation??

You know, I must say, this book is rather heavy on the ole chicken legs, if ya know wut I cluckin' mean...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MAH LEGS!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

HELP!!!

Sum one git a crane, pronto, before mah pluckin' skitter bits ass-ficks-ee-ate!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

AH'M GITTIN' DIZYY - sum one call tha mediks, fer tha LOVE AH GORD!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mah chicken fingers iz numb..

MAH CHICKEN FINGERS IZ NUMB!!!!!!

Cluck fer now, ah gotta try flippin' this cluckin' movin' van offa mah legs!!!!




2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Ya, who were you trying to kid Charlie? As I read your Shakespearian words, I said to myself "Give it a second, there is no way this crazy piece of poultry can pull this off" and then, WHAM! Out comes the foul fowl I know of.
Hmm, chicken fingers you say? Sounds tasty!

ThatDanGuy said...

I thought he had turned the corner....