Saturday, August 10, 2013
Chicken Scratch - Classy Edition
(posted by weekend guest blogger, Sir Charles PoultryPockets III...)
Greetings, friends and colleagues. A happy day to each and all.
May I first extend my heartfelt wishes that providence and good fortune follow you everywhere you go today.
Pardon me, oh dear - where did that come from??
Regardless, I am spending my morning catching up on my reading, as I make my way through the collected works of William Shakespeare, a fair to middling scribbler.
"Harp, what light through Wander yindow brakes?"
Oh dear, pardon me - whatever is that odd exclamation??
You know, I must say, this book is rather heavy on the ole chicken legs, if ya know wut I cluckin' mean...
I CAN'T FEEL MAH LEGS!!!
Sum one git a crane, pronto, before mah pluckin' skitter bits ass-ficks-ee-ate!!!
AH'M GITTIN' DIZYY - sum one call tha mediks, fer tha LOVE AH GORD!!!!!!
Mah chicken fingers iz numb..
MAH CHICKEN FINGERS IZ NUMB!!!!!!
Cluck fer now, ah gotta try flippin' this cluckin' movin' van offa mah legs!!!!