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Saturday, August 03, 2013

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Did ah sleepe thru mah alarm???


Howdy hoomans!

Ole Chuck is testin' new beds since mah lass mattress popped a coil! Damn neared pierced mah 


Ah know tha pickcher looks like ah'm "lyin' in state", but ah kin assure yez, ah'm moss definitely alive!

So, this one is frum tha sports collection aht Sleek Country - why buy a football mattress anywhere else??


Ah dew hafta say tho, it could use a few more cushionins - that rough edges poke mah pinfeathers....

Of course, bein' such a tall bird in tha chicken world ain't makin' thiss task so easy - I wish there was a Mister Big N Tall fer bird beds!!


While ah do like tha rugged football theme here, mah next tester is a fourposter Gone With Tha Wind model - we'll see how THAT works if I hass a late-night snack a beans and poutine - gone with tha wind mah feathery ass!!!


Later, chumps! Charlie out!!

Cluck fer now.....


Mrs That Dan Guy said...

O brother! Gone with the Wind 4-poster coming next? Uh, I don't think so. Like most of your kin Charlie, you can sleep on some hay, in a barn! See how your pinfeathers like that. I will be right back, going to buy some hay and rent a vacated spot inside a barn. Pack your bags Charles, I will be right back to get you!

ThatDanGuy said...

My word, I thought he was doing a centre-spread for PlayBird....