Saturday, May 25, 2013
(posted by weekend guest "thinker" Charlie Chicken...)
I GOTS AN IDEE-A!!!
Ackshually, I gots LOTS a idee-as....
How about a Kentucky Fried Hoomans franchise?? Let's see how hoomans like it when chickens is nibblin' on battered knuckles fer Happy Hour!!
How about hoomans tape THEM SELVS dancin'?? "Chicken Dance" mah poultry-bump covered behind!!!
Lotsa hoomans look like they's bin elecktro-cuted when they dance too!!
How about some fashunable clothin' fer chickens? Do ya think we LIKE to be nekked all the time?? These feathers could use sum lug-zurious wool or cotton, juss like them upright hairless apes get ta wear!! If ya gave a couple a hens a workshop, we'd have big-name fashun designers too!
Like...I don know - Clucker Dior, or Oscar DeeLa Rooster!
How wood YOU like it if ah came an plucked ya clean??
How about sum hooman contrabushuns??
* Nostril Hair Duster
* Beard Pluck Pillow
* Butt Hair...uhh...no....no thanks - yew kin keep THAT!!
Yeah, tha cluckin' light bulb went off taday!!
I GOT IDEE-AS!!!
Cluck fer now....