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Saturday, May 18, 2013

Chicken Scratch


(posted by a forlorn weekend guest blogger...Charlie "Homeless" Chicken...)

Yeah.

Juss hangin'  out here....

Lookin' at ma bedroomba....

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Kicked out thiss weekend. Un-sara-moan-iously dumped from mah coop by a...a...visitor!! 

BLECH!!!

Why can't tha GUEST sleep under tha cluckin'  hallway stool??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Meanwhile, I's freezin' mah pinfeathers off, sleepin' under a Kleenex, with a bar a soap as a pillow!

I'M NOT A PLUCKIN' DOG!!!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Tha's OK - once mah roommates get mah choir- o- pracktor bill, they'll think twice about sweepin'  me outta mah bed, an leavin' me tah fend fer mahself...

I COULDA DIED OUT HERE!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I think I honky-tonked mah ba-donka-donk on tha floor....

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now....

4 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother Charlie! Such drama! You are such a whiner! Ya know, why don't ya get yourself some feathers for crying out loud! They are supposed to be there to keep you warm you crazy bird!

ThatDanGuy said...

Is he like one of those Sphinx cats??

Or just a show-off exhibitionist??

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Do you really have to ask? Hello! Charlie has "exhibitionist" written all over him.

ThatDanGuy said...

Maybe he was just "born free"???