My Pet Unicorn

The funny thing about titles is that they often have nothing at all to do with the content of the piece that they accompany.

When I still had my weekly newspaper column, my editor loved to change the titles I sent along with each piece. Sometimes he would highlight the curveball surprise that was supposed to be the punch-line. Sometimes he would go in a direction I could never connect back to the actual column.

Occasionally, he came up with a vast improvement over what I had originally provided. I think it all balanced out.

Wouldn't it be cool to have a pet unicorn?

Chow for now...