And now, the end is near...

Ahhh - do you hear that??

The birds are chirping more cheerily, the sun is shining more brightly, and the wind is whispering sweet nothings in my ears. Hey - knock it off, Wind - that's downright freaky!

Yes, after threatening to do this in the past, we are now on a 30-day countdown to switch from the crap-chute internet and cable provider we've had for what feels like decades - a company that no longer gives a rat's patootie about their customers. Or at least gives that impression by how they treat the ones they have left.

So, we are clearing off our PVR, testing the email address we'll be forwarding on to friends and family, and planning the celebrations for when we call them to pull the plug, literally.

Sometimes you just have to let go...

Chow for now!