(Posted by weekend sun worshipper Charlie "Tan-O-Matic" Chicken...)
Who took this piktchur?? What sorta clown can't focus a camera nowadays? Call Trump - that jackasss needs ta be fired!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, ole Chuck here, tryin' ta lay down a pre-tan! Summer's comin' , an I mean ta be glisteny fer tha chicks!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Course, I can't eggsackly afford a real tannin' studio, so I came up with a comb-promize - Banjo Boy's desk lamp. Slopped on some Crisco, and I kin literally feel tha poultry bumps bakin' !!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Uhhh...literally.....
MEDIC!!!!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Sum wun call a ambalance!!
Cluck fer now.......
4 comments:
Oh brother! I'll bake yer poultry bumps alright! Bake away Charlie! Hmm, Crisco already on that skin? I'll pop a potato in the oven and grab a fork and knife...yee haw! You can glisten for this chick! Umm umm good!
You, madam, are downright dastardly....
Why, thank Q!
I think you secretly loooooove Charlie :-)
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