Saturday, May 12, 2012
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
GO TA THA LITE! GO TA THA LITE!
Don know why, but lately I bin thinkin' a bout ma mortality. I mean ta say - wut is tha life span uv yer average chicken?
I see many of my friends just sorta drift off - so many uv 'em accept offers fer a free hollyday at tha Colonel Sanders Resort An Spa in Kentucky - but they never come back. Either that place is purty nice, or somethin' fishy's goin' on!! Izit a cult??
Ya don exactly see old folk's homes fer chickens neither. More often, back when I lived on that farm, there was a tree stump with an axe stuck init out in tha middle of tha farm - I think Dr. Kevorkian came up with that fer older hens n roosters...cuttin' edge teknology!!
Why so morbid Chuck? Not like I'm feelin' poorly or nuthin' - I still gots lotsa zip-a-dee in my doo-dah, if ya know wut I mean...
Aww cluck...this iz too depressin' to keep fokusin' on - time fer a cigar, a beer, and a healthy....ummm...movement...
Good Mornin' World!!
Cluck fer now...